Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year” And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ hahaha so relevant
hoshaway: like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts they’re just sitting there watching
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T. Follow this blog, you’ll...
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